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I'm sure you all know that the Playstaion 3 and The Nintendo Wii are going on sale this weekend. Actually Some of you may have your Playstaion 3, If you waited 2 days in line. Well we here at Kong wanted a piece of the $17-billion video game console wars. Rather than make a console we decided Kong was sorta already console like. It's High Definition Gaming for your dong. So get some Kong today, It supports multiplayer action and all that jazz. The best part is it only cost 29.99 thats LESS than the cost of a video game. Also Kong can be used with your current consoles. Pop a few Kong Red Horn start playing Gears of War, and in no time you will be shutting of your game consol and moving on to the Kong Bed Room Level with your significant other.
Keep it up, With KONG! |
If we did make a console, it would look somthing like this.
Kong Black Voodoo and Free Kong Red Horn Trial Pack Special
with Free UPS Ground Shipping and Handling
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