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WEIGHT LOSS USING KONG:
The “average” lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories. Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That's the equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency of three times weekly). 15,000 calories equals over 4 pounds of weight loss per year, just from having sex three times a week.
 
Now there is no accurate way of finding out how many calories the "average" Kong Man burns during sex. I know I burn at least 300 calories just trying to get myself out of the hand cuffs and ropes after sex. Kill two birds with one stone this year. Get Fit, and have better sex, With KONG!

 




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